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Samuel L. Jackson - Go the F--k to Sleep

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ooh-mister-harkness:

nemesismess:

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

Before you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this

Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep

I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things

Hehehehehehe.
When I have kids, this is what I’m reading to them.

cheskasmagicshire:

hanatheweird:

spaceconfessional:

turntech-tsuntsun:

epochayur:

socksie:

wecansexy:

chonklatime:

dogburgers:

seducing:

/POPS BONER

omg

What is this I see? A genderbent version of superheroes that doesn’t include overtly sexual poses and drastically reduced amounts of clothing, particularly for characters who are not characterized in such a way?

AWESOME.

i wish this was real life

hot a what

ohh stark ohhh take me now

Holy wow Thor though

I reblogged this months ago and it’s still perfect

Iron women come to me

I think I just became a lesbian.

keelychu:

also now that i love sherlock, i suppose i’m a ‘sherlockian’. but that’s such a long and tedious name.

i’m going to refer to myself as a holmie. sherlock holmes. holmie. get it?

yes.

Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD 
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.

This gif is the reason I finally started watching Supernatural.

pretty friend: i just got 100 likes on my photo !
athletic friend: i just beat everyone in the school at running :')
popular friend: today 5 guys asked me out lol
smart friend: just got straight A's!!
me: i can breathe

I tuned in to the Eurovision just at the Russian song. Maybe I’ll try to watch again next year.