you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

hallmonitears:

how do some people just say “send me asks” and they actually get asks like there’s gotta be some voodoo magic behind that shit

there is

(via mirenva)

jennifer-jareau:

straight girls who go ”awww” at gay guys but ”eww” at a lesbian

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straight guys who fap to lesbians but go “fukin faggits” to gay guys

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(via mirenva)

(Source: thefrogman, via jebiwonkenobi)

(Source: staceythinx, via jebiwonkenobi)

secretdreamlife:

…you tell me.

secretdreamlife:

…you tell me.

(via aliceinwondeland)

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

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(via infinitystreet)

plemelwarmface:

imjohnlocked:

the awkward moment when you keyboard smash and still get
bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm’s name right

I hate that I still know who you’re talking about

(via infinitystreet)

territorialcreep:

i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

territorialcreep:

i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

(Source: highlycuratedidiocy, via infinitystreet)

faeiouck:

shady-bacon:

faeiouck:

“all slytherins are evil”

“all gryffindors are good guys”

“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”

“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”

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Name one evil Gryffindor. One.

peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME

(Source: satiricize, via infinitystreet)