cumberbuddy:

finalproblem:

i’m so glad we have pictures to remember sherlock’s childhood by

like that time when he was 7 and faked his death to get out of a math test

adorable

why the little

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diifinity:

honeymuff:

DO YOU SEE HOW NATURAL HE GRABS SHERLOCK’SNECK BUT HOW HE HESITATED ON MARY?!

Isn’t it also interesting that after this announcement, he keeps his eyes on Sherlock and only Sherlock. He snaps out of his shock and breaks out into a huge, bright smile and gives it to Sherlock first. He, without hesitation, grips Sherlock’s neck as if to want to bring him close in celebration: Sherlock! We’re having a baby!

And THEN he turns to Mary and smiles at her. Oh yeah! Mary! And he hesitantly places his hand oN HER SHOULDER. NOT SOMETHING AS INTIMATE AS HER NECK BUT HER SHOULDER

In the bottom gif, Mary doesn’t even seem to smile until John turns to her. Then she breaks out into this nervous grin. What is she thinking in those seconds when they aren’t looking at one another? She smiles at him and quickly looks away. Why? Shouldn’t she be gazing adoringly into the eyes of her brand new husband and the father of the baby growing inside her? UNLESS HE ISN’T THE FATHER.

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corgisandboobs:

ladybaggins:

kleptomaniacs don’t understand puns because they take everything literally

image

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biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.

Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

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twlboaj:

on a scale from matilda to carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

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crystallized-teardrops:

the real question is how did i get addicted to this site 

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pedrito21:

Bum! by: Sirio
Vote 4 Pedro

pedrito21:

Bum! by: Sirio

Vote 4 Pedro

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edwardspoonhands:

pyrrhiccomedy:

based on extensive observation, I believe that my cats have only a tenuous grasp on how much of my body is “me”

It’s like, Head: definitely Big Friend, note eyes and noise-hole.

Hands: 90% certainty of Big Friend, 10% possibility of toy. comprised of two main parts, the rubby-rubby and the wriggly-scritchers. does Big Friend control them with her mind? the mechanism is unclear.

Arms, aka “Cuddle Snakes”: do these help Big Friend’s hands from getting lost? good place to sit.

Torso: ??? we have no idea what this is. smells like Big Friend but serves no observable purpose. treat as terrain.

Legs, see: “The Lap Conundrum”: 25% chance of Big Friend, totally uninteresting. WHEN LAP: 90% chance of Big Friend, excellently warm. where does the lap go? our finest cat scientists seek the answer to this mystery, but no breakthroughs as of yet.

Feet, aka “Twitchy-Kickers”: 10% chance of Big Friend, 90% chance of foe. all attempts to communicate have ended in hostility. Destroy on sight.

CAT SCIENTISTS!

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cbecky1992:

thebigbadwolfe:

mechinism:

steve gets colorful when competitive

SUCK MY STAR-SPANGLED DICKS MOTHERFUCKERS

:-)

cbecky1992:

thebigbadwolfe:

mechinism:

steve gets colorful when competitive

SUCK MY STAR-SPANGLED DICKS MOTHERFUCKERS

:-)

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