Marvin for president

Realizing you had homework.

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:12:27 +0300

Realizing you had homework.

ouijamatic: my style can be described as “this smells clean” with a touch of “did anyone see me...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:24:23 +0300

ouijamatic:

my style can be described as “this smells clean” with a touch of “did anyone see me wear this yesterday”

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Fri, 24 May 2013 09:36:26 +0300

me: i like this character

Fri, 24 May 2013 04:48:15 +0300

me: i like this character
person: ok
me: no you dont understand

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:12:26 +0300

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

Breakfast in bed.

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:24:23 +0300

Breakfast in bed.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 09:36:25 +0300

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis: consulting-sonic: iwasnotaslas...

Thu, 23 May 2013 04:48:23 +0300

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

consulting-sonic:

iwasnotaslasher:

narwhalmeg:

acklesexual:

shewontmakeasound:

takecareincoleworld:

scottzzzz:

every single person on tumblr should reblog this.

This^^^^

It also has gay porn.

it also has gay porn

it also has gay porn

I didn’t quite catch that what does it also have??????????????

IT ALSO HAS GAY PORN

irresponsibleeyouth: the trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until its too...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:32:54 +0300

irresponsibleeyouth:

the trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until its too late for them to back out

hitlersasshole: I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:12:23 +0300

hitlersasshole:

I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

fearmakeseverythingsweeter: i ship it

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:24:33 +0300

fearmakeseverythingsweeter:

i ship it

cumlourry: deodrant: i exercised once oh my god are you okay?

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:36:36 +0300

cumlourry:

deodrant:

i exercised once

oh my god are you okay?

hungrylikethewolfie: steamfitter: yourpervert: In 1808,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 04:48:34 +0300

hungrylikethewolfie:

steamfitter:

yourpervert:

In 1808, Napoleon, running out of scenic holiday destinations to invade, somehow totally forgot about his neighbor to the south, Spain. So that year he dispatched his troops, kicking off the Peninsular War.

Only 20 years old and working as a barmaid in the town of Valdepenas, Juana Galan was not expecting a surge of French soldiers to come storming through her village. But on June 6, that’s exactly what happened. At that time, most of the men were fighting Napoleon’s forces elsewhere in the nation. Juana, unfazed by things like rifles and Frenchmen and French riflemen, began organizing the women in her village to form a trap for the approaching army.

When the army arrived, Juana and her friends were ready. They dumped boiling water and oil on the French troops, which by all accounts will instantly take the fight out of pretty much anyone. Then Juana, armed with only a batan, beat back the heavily armed French cavalry with her squad of village women, almost none of whom were armed with guns.

The French retreated, giving up on capturing not just Juana’s town but the entire province of La Mancha, leading to ultimate Spanish victory. Today, she is seen in Spain as a national hero, a symbol of resistance, strength, patriotism, feminism and hitting shit with a stick.

(x)

That’s one hell of a portrait.

hitting shit with a stick

This is maybe the best portrait of anyone that I’ve ever seen, ever.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:12:24 +0300

toxicrants: Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:24:31 +0300

toxicrants:

Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.

If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.

Estonia in European Union

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:36:24 +0300

estonianmoments:

throwbacksongs: Naked Mole Rap (From Kim Possible)

Tue, 21 May 2013 04:48:22 +0300

throwbacksongs:

Naked Mole Rap (From Kim Possible)

I don’t think I ever really thought about the fact...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:12:38 +0300

I don’t think I ever really thought about the fact he’s wearing a suit under the raincoat. I noticed it, but it wasn’t really the priority. But damn, he gives a completely different impression without the coat.

cupcakesandtv: Johansson was so determined to avoid looking...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:24:31 +0300

cupcakesandtv:

Johansson was so determined to avoid looking like a movie star pretending to be a zookeeper running on empty and fueled only by her devotion to her motley assortment of big cats, zebras, and kangaroos that she refused to wear makeup for the film. A big deal for a female movie star, but it works, helping to anchor her performance in the details of actual manual labor—shoveling shit, feeding slabs of red meat to the lion and tigers—that we don’t see much of in American movies. (x)

#i’m sorry what? #that’s what your face looks like without any makeup? #well fuck me#i’m done #i give up

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Mon, 20 May 2013 09:36:36 +0300