I feel really sorry for people who don’t read. The people who call me a nerd and a loser and tell me that reading is so dumb. The people that tell me that it’s just a book. They will never know. They won’t know what it’s really like to get sucked up into a book. To not be able to put it down. To cry when the character cries. To start jumping around the room screaming when the character finally wins. To want to murder the author for making you wait a year for the next book. To get up at midnight to post what you just read on tumblr. To be able to fight dragons, and fall in love a thousand times, and be a wizard to a demigod or an alien. They will never be able to put all their troubles behind and become another person. A person is who is brave and selfless and kind. Or maybe a person who is evil and cowardly. They will never understand and for that I feel sorry for them.

kittensclaws:

(Source: demigodinstitute, via kittensaurusrex)

I was just in the shower and it hit me: when the frostgiants said Odin was a thief they meant because he took Loki. And how come I just realised this now?

The Blind Banker: A Humorous Summary

  • Dogged Nice Guy: radiating unrequited love
  • Soo Lin: Please stop standing outside my flat at midnight with a boombox. The neighbours complain.
  • ~LATER TIME~
  • Soo Lin: packing up
  • OMINOUS RUSTLING
  • Statue: boo you whore
  • Soo Lin: MOTHER OF GOD
  • -THEME MUSIC BREAKING IT DOWN-
  • John: I gon buy me some lettuce
  • Checkout: lolno
  • -221B-
  • Sherlock casually having a late morning near death experience with an armed assailant in his own flat
  • -SHOPS-
  • John: work, you box of crap
  • Checkout: hell nah bitch no lettuce for you
  • John: WHORE OF A THING fuck this I'm out keep the fucking lettuce
  • Checkout: VICTORY FOR MY PEOPLE
  • -BACK AT HOME-
  • John: honey I'm home
  • Sherlock: oh hello John I was just reading this book hmm yes where are the groceries
  • John: fucken chip and pin machines
  • Sherlock: ... I see.
  • John: listen Sherlock this is really out of character for me which shows kind of how desperate I am but if you could lend me a couple of fivers -
  • Sherlock: let's go to the bank
  • John: that was quick
  • -BANK-
  • Sebastian: Hi, I'm a douchebag
  • Sherlock: This is my -
  • John: I'M NOT HIS BOYFRIEND
  • Sebastian: Yeah lol no one would want to be his boyfriend
  • Sebastian: We all hated him in uni
  • Sebastian: ahaha what a freak right
  • Sherlock:
  • Sebastian: so buddy help me out here
  • -cctv time-
  • Sebastian: weird as fuck right
  • Sherlock: dancing
  • John: at least I get money woah there are a lot of zeroes there
  • -VAN COON'S APARTMENT-
  • Sherlock: HAY GURL HAY SO LOL I LEFT MY KEYS IN MY FLAT COULD YOUR GORGEOUS SELF BUZZ ME UP
  • Woman: sounds legit
  • Sherlock: invetigation in progress
  • John: let me in, you dick
  • Sherlock: Ooh, a dead body! I CALL IT
  • -CALL IN THE POLICE-
  • Dimmock: Lestrade was eating a bagel so they sent me instead
  • Sherlock: what
  • Dimmock: -authoritative glare-
  • Sherlock: who does this bitch think he is
  • Dimmock: obviously this is a suicide
  • Sherlock: Obviously you're an idiot
  • Dimmock: what
  • Sherlock: more dancing
  • John: I have no explanation or apology for my friend's behaviour
  • -CLASSY RESTAURANT-
  • Sebastian: you just ruined the punchline of my Japanese golfer joke
  • Sherlock: Seb a guy just got killed
  • Sebastian: searching for a fuck to give
  • John: what a wanker
  • -GETTING A JOB AND A GIRL AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE I'M JOHN WATSON-
  • Sarah: giggling and twisting my hair round my finger
  • John: boooobbs
  • -221B-
  • Sherlock: WHERE WERE YOU
  • John: ...out
  • Sherlock: I NEEDED A PEN
  • Sherlock: "SHE" WHO IS "SHE"
  • Sherlock: IS THAT WOMAN I SMELL ON YOU
  • -POLICE STATION-
  • Dimmock: no way is voldemort back
  • Sherlock: are you shitting me how dumb are you
  • John: listen up you dumb fuck people are getting murdered
  • Dimmock: pics or it didn't happen
  • -INVESTIGATING-
  • Sherlock: codes library advice
  • Happy-slapping hoodie with ASBOS and ringtones: nope. SHIT COPS
  • John: wait what
  • cops: caught you bitch
  • -LATER-
  • John: sherlock you are the worst friend ever
  • Sherlock: shush John I'm thinking about murder
  • John: verbal keysmash of rage
  • Sherlock: that's cute now come and help me with shit
  • -more investigating-
  • YOU WANT LUCKY CAT? TEN POUN' ONLY TEN POUN' VERY CHEEAAAP
  • Sherlock: smugglers
  • John: I need food
  • Sherlock: dancing around a flat
  • John: HEY I'M SHERLOCK HOLMES AND I'M A MASSIVE DICKHEAD
  • Assailant: ninja attack
  • Sherlock: choking - not breathing
  • John: OH MY GOD SHERLOCK YOU ARE SUCH A DOUCHEBAG
  • -TRAIN TRACKS-
  • John: SHERLOCK I FOUND CODES shit where did they go
  • Sherlock: DANCE WITH ME
  • John: sherlock this has to stop -
  • Sherlock: IT'S FOR SCIENCE
  • John: sherlock if we danced together it would be gay, they'd never make that canon, I mean dancing in a ballroom in formal gear in the middle of a case and in plain sight of everyone else, that would NEVER HAPPEN
  • -MUSEUM-
  • Soo Lin: suttering heavy accented speech about smuggling rings and codes in books
  • NOISE OUTSIDE WHICH INDICATES SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE IN THIS SCENE
  • Sherlock: RUNNING
  • John: Sherlock get your arse back here
  • Soo Lin: dead
  • Sherlock: ok we need books
  • -BOOKS-
  • John: I need sleep oh fuck work
  • Sarah: that was unprofessional
  • John: I'll make it up to you with a date
  • Sarah: SURE
  • -221B-
  • John: I have a date!
  • Sherlock: I didn't know we were going out tonight
  • John: no Sherlock just
  • John: no
  • -CIRCUS-
  • Sherlock: Hello I'm John's other sexual partner
  • Sarah: what
  • Sherlock: I meant flatmate. Flatmate is the thing I meant.
  • John: sherlock please just fuck off and let me get sex
  • CHINESE SPEAR TRICKERY
  • Sherlock: snooping around backstage
  • NINJA ATTACK
  • Sarah: BEATS THAT GUY THE FUCK UP WITH MOTHERFUCKING LEAD PIPING
  • -221b-
  • Sarah: I'm hungry
  • John: me too
  • Sherlock: I COULD BE HUNGRY IF I WANTED TO BE
  • Sarah: what's this?
  • Sherlock: I COULD HAVE BOOBS IF I WANTED
  • Sarah: just pointing out something that Sherlock Holmes didn't notice
  • sherlock:
  • Sherlock: bitch
  • Chinese man: KIDNAPPING
  • Sherlock: JOOOOOHHHHNNNNN
  • -TUNNEL-
  • General: GIVE US THE PIN MOTHERFUCKER
  • John: what
  • General: YES SHERLOCK HOLMES WE HAVE YOU NOWWW
  • John: what
  • General: FINE WE'LL JUST KILL YOUR GIRLFRIEND
  • John: WHAT
  • Sherlock: sup bitches
  • INTENSE FIGHTING AND NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE
  • Sarah: crying
  • John: I promise I'll pay for the therapy
  • -domestic breakfast at 221B-
  • Sherlock: jade pin smuggling ring
  • John: foooood
  • -ELSEWHERE-
  • General: sorry I fucked up
  • Mysterious antagonist: that's sweet but I'm still killing you. SEB, GET ON IT

andersonwontworkwithme:

xurcroh:

dantastiq:

sonhoedesrazao:

bookwormfantasy:

The Bookmark Just Got a Facelift
Why didn’t I invent something like this?! It’s a bookmark that follows you, so simple yet so effective. [via brandflakes for breakfast]

It follows you and it’s thin enough to not leave a crease in the pages and and and and

IF IT DOESN’T LEAVE A STICKY MARK ON THE ENDS IT IS THE GREATEST INVENTION KNOWN TO BOOK KIND.

I NEED THIS.

I just gasped

I want one! 

(via carry-on-wayward-blogger)

(Source: , via carry-on-wayward-blogger)

I’m trying to study for a big test and a group of girls from U.S.A. are sitting at the next table. Which wouldn’t be a bad thing if they didn’t have the Fran Fine laugh down to perfection -.-


I figured I might as well do something while I was in town and had time. I went to donate blood. And I got a donor card so I won’t forget my bloodtype. How cool is that? If you’re not a forgetful person this might not seem as cool. But still, fun times. 

I figured I might as well do something while I was in town and had time. I went to donate blood. And I got a donor card so I won’t forget my bloodtype. How cool is that? If you’re not a forgetful person this might not seem as cool. But still, fun times. 

Slightly inebriated post

So, I think some of the people I know are assholes. Mainly because, someone I know took one of my friends, we’ll call her K and told her she was too drunk to be out and about and told her he’d take her home (which was 5-10 minutes away from the pub we were at and he was by car so it would’ve been about 2 mins) but actually took K to another acquaintance and left and then failed to answer his phone when she called him 7 times to question his whereabouts to actually get home.

Moral of the story: don’t make drunken updates and don’t trust people you don’t trust. Wow, that last one didn’t make sense unless you’re me. Which means very little to anyone but me. Also, taxies actually get you home.

It’s fascinating how much more unintelligent I get in correlation to my inebriation.

I don’t want to brag.. well, yes I do: I have the best brother. In the world.